“Shut up, Max!”

Hey Scalpelheads, Kevin here, and you’re reading The Saturday Scalpel.

You can’t find this info anywhere without triggering a suicide prevention banner.

So use the info below to stay safe, and don’t get any ideas from it. 😑

Pheew!

Now that we got the disclaimer in order…

You think you’re “eating clean”? Cute.

Let’s talk about seven innocent-looking foods that could literally murder you in 4K.

Grab a snack… preferably not one of these.