The Saturday Scalpel: Issue 28

From the desk of Dr. Kevin, MD

“Sweat now, sh*t later.”

Hey Scalpelheads, Dr. Kevin here.

Today I’m in a good mood, and we’re talking about how to lower your blood sugar faster than a med student’s GPA during finals week.

These seven hacks will help you burn fat, stabilize your energy, and turn your pancreas from a panicking intern into a smooth operator. (Sing with me: Smooooth operatorrr…)

And stick around till the end, because the final method? It’s the metabolic nuke no one talks about.

Let’s cut into it.