“Are you having an intimate relationship with treadmill?!?”

It’s Kevin… Alright… Strap in…. This is one of those “the internet lied to you again” newsletters.

I saw one of those viral videos.

You know the type.

“Foods I’ll NEVER eat again 😱😱😱”

Cue dramatic pause, intense eye contact, and an appeal to authority so aggressive it should come with a rented lab coat…

“As a food science major… with a MASTER’S in agriculture…”

Cool. I once watched Breaking Bad and still don’t cook meth. Credentials alone don’t mean shit if the interpretation is trash.

Anyway. Food villain of the week: Cheerios!

Because… glyphosate.

Let’s unf*ck this properly, with actual science instead of BS.