“That ‘little bump’ could be five different things”

Breaking news from the “wow it only took decades” department: the first-ever randomized controlled trial looking at creatine and cognitive function in peri- and postmenopausal women dropped a few months ago.

Yes. First ever. No, I’m not kidding. Yes, I’m annoyed too.

So let’s break this thing down like adults with sarcasm, science, and nada tolerance for bullshit.